Jokes

Part 1 - Why Chinese must not have English name??

Anne Chang ( Mandarin ) - Dirty
Anne Chin ( Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty
Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock
Monica Cheng ( Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin ) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death
Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan ( Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long
Danny See (Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before

Part 2 - Explaination

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'..... Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?' Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? 'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

Part 3 - Can't laugh While Learn English (Counting)



Part 4 - Lesson In Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
.........................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Part 5 - 齐天大胜 宪在不准笑 (09 Dec 2006) - 音樂課 趕羚羊 草枝擺

Awake.........

It's 5.20am in the morning and i just been woke up by a weird dream......
It's weird and don't know how to describe........
Merdeka is getting near and YET not in a mood to celebrate it....
I believe a lot of people will have the same feeling like mine....
Merdeka 2008 sCuk to the max =XD
Anyway, Happy Weekend, Happy Merdeka & Happy Holiday to all my friends :)


JERRY YAN - You Are My Only Persistence [PIN & ENG LYRICS]

The Karaoke Maniac....

Here I introduced, the Karaoke Maniac of the Year 2008.
Best of all...........................

Another Frustrated Day

Oh yea.... the lappie keep restart.. Don't know how many thousand times and it will happen each time I on or restart the lappie. *#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^* Then now the USB can't detect my mouse indicated it's malfunctioning. Had tried to reinstall the driver, update the chipset and blah blah blah YET it's still same problem. Great!! Now I had to send it back to the supplier to fix it. Don't know how long I have to wait. Wonder why there is so many problem with this piece of shit!! Without this, I couldn't do my jobs and online at home for weeks. DAMN!!!! Such a frustrated day!!! Still thinking where to backup my 60GB hard disk right now~ *sigh*

Whenever I get frustrated, I tell myself, you could be working at a 7-Eleven right now, so never take for granted what you do for a living.

~Shannen Doherty~

Petrol Price Decrease @ 23-08-2008

Received this sms from a friend.....

Fuel Price will go down

Start 23 Aug 2008
Ron 97 = RM2.55
Ron 92 = RKM2.40
Diesel = Rm2.50

I thought it was some kind of jokes or prank till this my friend told me that they just announced it in radio. Well at least, the burden slight decrease a bit even not much. Anyway, today I'm going back hometown after the dinner with my colleague at Maluri, Kepong. Will be driving and guess it will be very late when i reach tonight.

Source: The Star

Terrible Month

*sigh* August is a terrible & bad month. I overspend this month till now can barely survive. This month have to paid car loan installment, give family money, paid car road tax, paid phone bill & car service. Just this few sh!t, already more than half of my salary. T__T.

Sooner, I won't be as relax as current time. Just receive some news that my company managed to get a few big project. Therefore, my stressful life gonna back very soon. Well, there is nothing unusual happen lately. And, there is not much thing to do in office except last week where i had to finish 10 drawing for submission of tender project. It's take me few days to finish it off. Rushing the drawing day and night. O_o

Memory of those days...

"Cherrish every single precious moment you have as it might be reason pushing you forward"

New Blog Template

Been trying to change a new blog template and modified...

Try so much till uncountable...

Then, i went to msn Janice to get advice...

It's was so frustrated to chance new blog template as some of the template that i download have problem with coding...

And after a 5 hours changing, editing, modifying, finally is done...
Here i present the new devince code blog :)

And once again, I would like to voice a billion billion thanks to Janice for helping me with it. If not, I think tonight I'm not gonna sleep..

Thanks again piggy.. *muax*

hehehe... *happy*

Kama Sutra @ Wikipedia

The Kama Sutra (Sanskrit: कामसूत्र), (alternative spellings: Kamasutram or simply Kamasutra), is an ancient Indian text widely considered to be the standard work on love in Sanskrit literature written by the Indian intellectual Vatsayana. A portion of the work deals with human sexual behavior.

The Kama Sutra is mostly notable of a group of texts known generically as Kama Shastra (Sanskrit: Kāma Śhāstra). Traditionally, the first transmission of Kama Shastra or "Discipline of Kama" is attributed to Nandi the sacred bull, Shiva's doorkeeper, who was moved to sacred utterance by overhearing the lovemaking of the god and his wife Parvati and later recorded his utterances for the benefit of mankind.

Historian John Keay says that the Kama Sutra is a compendium that was collected into its present form in the second century CE; however, given that Mallanaga Vatsyayana wrote sometime in the Gupta period (between 4th and 6th centuries), this speculation of Keay's is doubtful.

Regarding how the composition became known to the Western world, Burton's translation says the following in its introduction:

It may be interesting to some persons to learn how it came about that Vatsyayana was first brought to light and translated into the English language. It happened thus. While translating with the pundits the `Anunga Runga, or the stage of love', reference was frequently found to be made to one Vatsya. The sage Vatsya was of this opinion, or of that opinion. The sage Vatsya said this, and so on. Naturally questions were asked who the sage was, and the pundits replied that Vatsya was the author of the standard work on love in Sanskrit literature, that no Sanscrit library was complete without his work, and that it was most difficult now to obtain in its entire state. The copy of the manuscript obtained in Bombay was defective, and so the pundits wrote to Benares, Calcutta and Jaipur for copies of the manuscript from Sanskrit libraries in those places. Copies having been obtained, they were then compared with each other, and with the aid of a Commentary called `Jayamangla' a revised copy of the entire manuscript was prepared, and from this copy the English translation was made. The following is the certificate of the chief pundit:

"The accompanying manuscript is corrected by me after comparing four different copies of the work. I had the assistance of a Commentary called "Jayamangla" for correcting the portion in the first five parts, but found great difficulty in correcting the remaining portion, because, with the exception of one copy thereof which was tolerably correct, all the other copies I had were far too incorrect. However, I took that portion as correct in which the majority of the copies agreed with each other."

Pleasure and spirituality
Some Indian philosophies following the "four main goals of life", known as the purusharthas :

1). Dharma: Virtuous living.
2). Artha: Material prosperity.
3). Kama: Aesthetic and erotic pleasure.
4). Moksha: Liberation.

Dharma, Artha and Kama are aims of everyday life, while Moksha is release from the cycle of death and rebirth. The Kama Sutra (Burton translation) says:

"Dharma is better than Artha, and Artha is better than Kama. But Artha should always be first practised by the king for the livelihood of men is to be obtained from it only. Again, Kama being the occupation of public women, they should prefer it to the other two, and these are exceptions to the general rule."

Of the first three, virtue is the highest goal, a secure life the second and pleasure the least important. When motives conflict, the higher ideal is to be followed. Thus, in making money virtue must not be compromised, but earning a living should take precedence over pleasure, but there are exceptions.

In childhood, Vātsyāyana says, a person should learn how to make a living; youth is the time for pleasure, and as years pass one should concentrate on living virtuously and hope to escape the cycle of rebirth.

The Kama Sutra is sometimes wrongly thought of as a manual for tantric sex. While sexual practices do exist within the very wide tradition of Hindu tantra, the Kama Sutra is not a tantric text, and does not touch upon any of the sexual rites associated with some forms of tantric practice.

Also the Buddha preached a Kama Sutra, which is located in the Atthakavagga (sutra number 1). This Kama Sutra, however, is of a very different nature as it warns against the dangers that come with the search for pleasures of the senses.

Translation
The most widely known English translation of the Kama Sutra was made by the famous traveler and author Sir Richard Francis Burton and compiled by his colleague Forster Fitzgerald Arbuthnot in 1883. Historian Burjor Avari has criticized Burton's translation as "inadequate," having had the result that the book gained a reputation in the West of being a pornographic work.

A recent translation is that of Indra Sinha, published in 1980. In the early 1990s its chapter on lovemaking positions began circulating on the internet as an independent text and today is often assumed to be the whole of the Kama Sutra.

Alain Daniélou contributed a translation called The Complete Kama Sutra in 1994. This translation featured the original text attributed to Vatsayana, along with a medieval and modern commentary. Unlike Burton’s version, Alain Danielou’s new translation preserves the numbered verse divisions of the original and includes two essential commentaries: the Jayamangala commentary, written in Sanskrit by Yashodhara during the Middle Ages, and a modern Hindi commentary by Devadatta Shastri. Another noteworthy difference is the preservation of the full explicitness of the original text. All aspects of sexual life have been mentioned -- including marriage, adultery, prostitution, group sex, sadomasochism, male and female homosexuality, and transvestism.

It was translated again in 2002 by Wendy Doniger, the professor of the history of religions at the University of Chicago, and Sudhir Kakar, the Indian psychoanalyst and senior fellow at Center for Study of World Religions at Harvard University. Their translation provides a psychoanalytic interpretation of the text.

Source : Karma Sutra @ Wikipedia

080808

Yup!! Today is 8th August 2008 and also known as 080808...



And it's also first day of the Beijing Olympics 2008.
Official Websites, Daily Update & Result.

- emo"ing" -

Couldn't sleep for this pass few day due to weather was so hot~ >.<"

ARGggHhhHhhhHHh~~~

Sunday 3rd August 2008

Today wake up at 10am ++ although I sleep at 6am in the morning cos going out to meet Joey. Arrive at Joey's place at 12pm++ then we went straight to Jaya 1. I tagging Joey to go Malaysia Festival of Minds 2008 at UTAR, PJ. After registration, we went to find foods since there is bout an hour time before the seminar start. We went to a nice cafe called Tappers Cafe. The food is nice and even cheaper than those around there.


Welcome to Tappers Cafe!!


The Smoking / Outdoor Area


The Menu~


Close UP~~~


The Menu look "so so" only :P

After the lunch, we head back to UTAR, PJ for the seminar. First session was "Discovering the Frontiers of the Mind" by Dr. Clement Fernandez. It about Alpha Thinking or Positive Thinking. Mainly, it's about how we control our mind and think more positively in every decision, dream or goal that we want. At the final session, we have a experiment where they teached us how to make our finger longer in 3 minutes and amazing it did become longer but just few second then turn back to normal. Then we headed to second seminar entittle "Unleash The Genius within" by Mr. Tony Buzan. This seminar is bout mind mapping on how our powerful mind can be useful to memorize anything that we want using mind-mapping skill. I had learned how to memorize the plaet in our solar system using this mind-mapping skill. (Previously memang i dunno >.<")


Tony Buzan


The people who attended the seminar given by Tony Buzan.


Another View


See the side wall. There is so much people till no place to sit. Some of the sit on the floor at the front there...


Here is the goodies bag..

Afterward, Joey and I went to Jelutong at Damansara Jaya to have some drinks before we headed back to our home. On my way back, I decided to go have my hair cut. Went back to the previous saloon that i have my haircut at Cheras and look for the same girl cut for me last time.

So, here is the results....


It's not new hair style. Same like previous and only thing different is the back and side i make it shorter than previous time.

Besides, I bought a syampoo from them too.


It's for hair loss prevention, oily scal and fine hair :)

Oh.. ya!! before i forget~
I wish to take the opportunity to wish Daniel Chew
Happy Happy BirrrthhhhhdaaaaaaaaaY!!! :P

Mc Donald @ Mid Valley - For Phoebe Teo

2 weeks ago, we (the Kbox ) had a gathering at McDonald's @ Mid Valley Mall. The purpose of the gathering is to let all the kokorian to gather and meet up with Phoebe. She came back to Malaysia for summer holiday. Anyway, tonight is her last nite at Malaysia and she going to head back to Australia tomorrow first time in the mornig. Therefore, I'm gonna make a post of the gathering for her :). Hope that she will have a safe journey back and remember us always :)


Me, Daniel & Joey
Estee, Sylvia, Phoebe & Lysa


Me, Daniel & Joey
Estee, Sylvia, Phoebe & Lysa


Joey Mengamuk


Me, Daniel & Clinston
Estee, Lysa, Phoebe, Sylvia, Bebee


Me, Daniel & Clinston
Estee, Lysa, Phoebe, Sylvia, Bebee


Ah wai, Joey, LK, Vin Ann


The Charlie Angels~
Bebee, Lysa & Jasmin


Family Photo


Retouch!