Anne Chang ( Mandarin ) - Dirty Anne Chin ( Mandarin) - Keep quiet Faye Chen ( Mandarin ) - Dusty Carl Cheng ( Hokkien ) - Buttock Monica Cheng ( Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks Lucy Leow ( Hokkien ) - You are dead Jane Tan (Mandarin ) - Frying eggs Suzie Leow ( Hokkien ) - Lost till death Corrine Tai ( Hokkien ) - Poor fellow Paul Chan ( Mandarin) - Bankrupt Nelson Tan ( Mandarin ) - Bird laying eggs Leslie Tong ( Mandarin ) - Rubbish bin Carmen Tng ( Hokkien ) - Leg hair long Danny See (Hokkien ) - Squeeze you to death Rosie Teng ( Hokkien ) - Screws and nails Pete Tsai ( Hokkien ) - Nose droppings Macy Koh ( Cantonese) - Never die before
Part 2 - Explaination
1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
2. Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'..... Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
3. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
4. Importance of a period Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?' Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
5. Confident vs. confidential A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? 'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
6. Anger management? Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'
Part 3 - Can't laugh While Learn English (Counting)
Part 4 - Lesson In Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ......................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ......................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ......................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ......................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ......................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ......................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ......................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ......................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ......................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ......................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ......................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ......................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ......................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ......................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ......................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ......................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ......................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
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